Cast Profiles Marnie - President Shappy - Head of Props Garmy - Secretary Bones - Treasurer Chris - Head of Security Hayley - Staging Manager Shappy Alan Sage Sheena Dylan Amy Sage Holly Garmy Chris Cindy Sara Sage Adan Schmitty Holly Nat Marnie Alan Hayley Bones Bones Colby Hayley Logan Witasik Garmy Holly Lee Hayley Chris Kellie Melissr Kearstyn Carly Socks Tom Hayley Cindy Holly David Chris Colby Holly Witasik Bones Hayley Schmitty Holly Sage Bones Logan Garmy Bones Garmy Alan Holly Socks Carly Sage Carly Chris Garmy Marnie Hayley Lee Tom Alan Schmitty Bones Dylan Tsara Harry Polaris Penis Alan Alda Floorshow Maggot Phallic Jesus... ...and the Dildo Crew Julius Bones Gene JefF Mom Elaine George Will Smith Aimee Basaraba Brian k2 Mike D Crazy Larry