Cast Profiles Logan Gatwood Tsara Adan Marnie - President Shappy - Head of Props Garmy - Secretary Bones - Treasurer Chris - Head of Security Hayley - Staging Manager Morgan - Head of Costumes Shappy Alan Sage Bridgid Sully Mike D Sheena Dylan Morgan Sage Holly Chris Amy Garmy Sage Atlas Schmitty Morgan Cheerio Cindy Holly Marnie Hayley Bones Alan Bones Hayley Witasik Colby Garmy Hayley Melissr Holly Chris Morgan Carly Kelsey Kitt Hayley Holly Socks Chris Holly Bones Kitt Witasik Colby Hayley Schmitty Holly Sage Bones Cheerio Garmy Ren One Bones Garmy Alan Holly Kitt Carly Morgan Socks Sage Carly Chris Garmy Marnie Hayley Morgan Kitt Alan Schmitty Bones Dylan Atlas Tom Tsara Lee Harry Polaris Penis Alan Alda Floorshow Maggot Phallic Jesus... ...and the Dildo Crew Julius Bones Gene JefF Mom Elaine George Will Smith Basaraba k2 Crazy Larry Aimee Brian